Posted 6 hours ago

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

Posted 6 hours ago

I was their mockingjay long before I accepted the role.

(Source: peetababy)

Posted 6 hours ago

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

Posted 6 hours ago
May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.
Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

(Source: elderwand)

Posted 6 hours ago

theyingyangway:

Today is Aug. 1st 2014.

Most people:

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Supernatural people:

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Posted 6 hours ago
  1. severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil
Posted 6 hours ago

@tyleroakley: Some people know exactly how to make you happy. @ZozeeBo is one of those people for me.

(Source: zoellagifs)

Posted 10 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

becoming attached to characters that you know are gonna die more like i didn’t sign up for this. i mean. i did sign up for it. i just didn’t read the fine print. i mean. i did read the fine print. but i still signed it. why did i sign it

Posted 10 hours ago

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

Posted 10 hours ago

Actors meeting their characters

  1. John: good evening, you alright?
  2. Martin: what the fuck
  3. -
  4. Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  5. Sherlock: liar
  6. -
  7. Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  8. Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  9. -
  10. Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  11. Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  12. -
  13. Dean: I secretly love castiel
  14. Jensen: I openly love misha
  15. -
  16. Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  17. Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  18. -
  19. Captain Jack: I like dick
  20. John: I like dick
  21. -
  22. Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  23. Doctor: saNDWICHES
  24. Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
  25. -
  26. Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  27. Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
Posted 10 hours ago

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right

Posted 10 hours ago

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

Posted 10 hours ago

lindsaylohoean:

If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.

Posted 10 hours ago

theyingyangway:

Today is Aug. 1st 2014.

Most people:

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Supernatural people:

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Posted 10 hours ago

memeofficial:

"If you are actually hungry, you would eat anything"
Okay I’m hungry but I have standards